I am a V. I. P.

Say that three times out loud, because you are a V. I. P.

I can do anything I put my mind to!

Say this three times out loud, because this is also true.

I can ride a bike! I can!

Say this three times out loud, because everyone can learn to ride a bike so just try!

I have friends! Lots of friends!

Say this out loud three times, because you have friends, so just look around!

What the Hell am I saying? I am so KOOL!

Say this out loud three times, because you are KOOL!
*Note you are NOT COOL, because cool means constipated, overrated, out of stile, loser!